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As you may have heard, I am into erotic anti-Semitic asphyxiation…… Bombshells away!!!!

Bowling Squirrrrrrrleeeeee http://ow.ly/i/4YZR

Bowling Squirrrrrrrleeeeee http://ow.ly/i/4YZv

Bowling Squirrrrrrrleeeeee http://ow.ly/i/4YZv

Some hot chick with heart issues told me that coming to one of my shows was on her Buket List……I should have told her that having sex with a hot chick with heart issues was on mine.

Advice from Pauly 4 Pauly: Don’t giggle intentionally loud when TSA is using the wand thing to check for exploding belt bucklez

Off to NEW Mexico tomorrow…. i wish there was a NEW Los Angeles…. same Cali sun minus the douche bags.

Thanks ! it was fun.. to make !

goshgollyholly:

best movie of all time.
x.

Thanks ! it was fun.. to make !

goshgollyholly:

best movie of all time.

x.

Remember Totally Pauly? on MTV?

I just wanted to let you know… i havent forgoten about this chalenge.. keep sending in ideas.. and im gonna pick one of the sugestions on or before sept 1 !

Heres the rules:

1) Visit my YouTube Chanel & SUBSCRIBE!!

2) Leave your comments on the vid with your ideas ! (or leave a video response)

3) As soon as i have 1,000 subscribers (or by September 1st) , I’ll choose a video with my favorite idea out of your suggestions, that I will make. If you have the winning idea, I’ll give you a shout-out on the video, and on my Facebook and Twitter accounts. 

Thanks for watching.. thanks for subscribing ! GO CRAZY !!