November 2010
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As you may have heard, I am into erotic anti-Semitic asphyxiation…… Bombshells away!!!!
October 2010
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Bowling Squirrrrrrrleeeeee http://ow.ly/i/4YZR
Bowling Squirrrrrrrleeeeee http://ow.ly/i/4YZv
Bowling Squirrrrrrrleeeeee http://ow.ly/i/4YZv
Some hot chick with heart issues told me that coming to one of my shows was on her Buket List……I should have told her that having sex with a hot chick with heart issues was on mine.
Advice from Pauly 4 Pauly: Don’t giggle intentionally loud when TSA is using the wand thing to check for exploding belt bucklez
Off to NEW Mexico tomorrow…. i wish there was a NEW Los Angeles…. same Cali sun minus the douche bags.
August 2010
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July 2010
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WatchCheck out the recap of my very first trip to Comic-Con!!!
Ireport-CNN - Pauly Invades Comic-Con
Fox News- Pauly Shore mocks Mother Theresa, Angelina Jolie
Spike TV- Sneak peek… Pauly Shore Vomiting and Punching
OK! Magazine- Adopted at Comic-Con
Radar Online- Interview with Pauly Shore
Radar Online- Exclusive on how to Dress GQ with Pauly
NY Times- Encino Man comes to Comic-Con
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WatchMovieweb interview about my new MTV show..
[watch on movieweb.com]
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WatchI came.. I saw.. I Comic Conned ! [Link]
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‘Encino Man’ Comes to Comic-Con - ArtsBeat Blog -... →
u gonna be at #comiccon?? gimme a shout… looks like its gonna be great…
ppl r tellin me they’re finally seein adopted in walmart… but i don’t believe them. send me a pic!
RT @MeghanGillespie: http://twitpic.com/27f4a0 Hey @PaulyMShore! Watching ADOPTED!!!
Listen up Iowa, I am on my way….. U ready for me??? Aug 3-5. http://www.paulyshore.com/site/tour-dates-new/
great to be home in l.a…. be hitting up the comedy clubs this wknd to try out some new routines… keep an eye out
getting ready to head to SD for @comic_con…. how do ppl drive with hobbit feet anyway
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I'm guest blogging on Seizure Chicken
Go read the blog post HERE… Its all about my summer music playlist… Let me know what you think!
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Me and Melissa Rowley In Bed Together!!!
Me and @melissarowley In Bed together!! Oh yeah and @jeffrago was there too….. But we never touched!
CLICK HERE to watch it on Blip.tv
RT @jeffrago: #InBedWith @paulymshore photos up. Thanks @HennArtOnline http://bit.ly/aBRToT
RT @bobandtom: Another guest to follow… @paulymshore. He was going to just be paulyshore but that was already taken.
gonna do some man on the street interviews at @comic_con this year… anything u wanna know? #sdcc
i know it took a while but u can now find Adopted in your local wal-mart… sweet! www.paulyshoreadopted.com
Bout to do bob and tom..just did bubba..no I’m not gay..those r radio startions..adopted comes out on all wallmart shelf today!
what should I wear to @comic_con? hobbit feet? wonder woman costume? #sdcc
the new wonder woman costume kinda lame tho… #sdcc they better not mess with catwoman… all im sayin
im gonna be in comic con on thurs… maybe meet some hot alien ladies… get my capn kirk on…
u can get Adopted at ur local @walmart starting TMRW… www.paulyshoreadopted.com
Bye bye housten..! Here I come comic con!
Going sleep boyz/girlz..thank you housten..
so long houston… u’ve been great!
Bout to go on last show in housten..thank you so much for the love..20 years later..peace..la tomarrow..peace
excited.. getting ready for houston this weekend.. haven’t been there for years.. come out.. lets hang ill be at the improv. For details, go to:
http://www.schmap.it/594lxu
mattgriffo asked: Welcome to Tumblr Pauly! That wasn't a question though
Anonymous asked: Are you still working on a pilot for MTV?
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Here we go!
Nacadches! Then housten..for 4 nights @ the improv..come on down and touch the weaze..
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I'm selling stuff on my site now!
I have a merch store and everything! I just have t-shirts for now, but there’s more stuff coming soon!
What shirt are you gonna get?
Go get yours now!
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Come see me in Houston !
yo texas ! im gonna be at Houston improv… this thurs - sun.. ! lets party ! you coming?
Go here for details: http://schmap.it/594lxu
great to see my girls hilary duff & sophie monk at @thecomedystore on fri…lookin great ms duff! http://bit.ly/bpTqM2
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Will you recommend me
Just noticed i’ve moved down in the comedians directory.. i need help getting back up to the top so all the kidzz know im here !
Click Here to recommend my blog..
Well great show last nite @ pipeline..cafe..now I’m gonna be mia..for 6 days..shhhhh don’t tell anyone..have. A great 4th !