November 2010
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As you may have heard, I am into erotic anti-Semitic asphyxiation…… Bombshells away!!!!
October 2010
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Bowling Squirrrrrrrleeeeee http://ow.ly/i/4YZR
Bowling Squirrrrrrrleeeeee http://ow.ly/i/4YZv
Bowling Squirrrrrrrleeeeee http://ow.ly/i/4YZv
Some hot chick with heart issues told me that coming to one of my shows was on her Buket List……I should have told her that having sex with a hot chick with heart issues was on mine.
Advice from Pauly 4 Pauly: Don’t giggle intentionally loud when TSA is using the wand thing to check for exploding belt bucklez
Off to NEW Mexico tomorrow…. i wish there was a NEW Los Angeles…. same Cali sun minus the douche bags.
August 2010
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July 2010
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WatchCheck out the recap of my very first trip to Comic-Con!!!
Ireport-CNN - Pauly Invades Comic-Con
Fox News- Pauly Shore mocks Mother Theresa, Angelina Jolie
Spike TV- Sneak peek… Pauly Shore Vomiting and Punching
OK! Magazine- Adopted at Comic-Con
Radar Online- Interview with Pauly Shore
Radar Online- Exclusive on how to Dress GQ with Pauly
NY Times- Encino Man comes to Comic-Con
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WatchMovieweb interview about my new MTV show..
[watch on movieweb.com]
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WatchI came.. I saw.. I Comic Conned ! [Link]
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‘Encino Man’ Comes to Comic-Con - ArtsBeat Blog -... →
u gonna be at #comiccon?? gimme a shout… looks like its gonna be great…
getting ready to head to SD for @comic_con…. how do ppl drive with hobbit feet anyway
RT @MeghanGillespie: http://twitpic.com/27f4a0 Hey @PaulyMShore! Watching ADOPTED!!!
ppl r tellin me they’re finally seein adopted in walmart… but i don’t believe them. send me a pic!
great to be home in l.a…. be hitting up the comedy clubs this wknd to try out some new routines… keep an eye out
Listen up Iowa, I am on my way….. U ready for me??? Aug 3-5. http://www.paulyshore.com/site/tour-dates-new/
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I'm guest blogging on Seizure Chicken
Go read the blog post HERE… Its all about my summer music playlist… Let me know what you think!
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Me and Melissa Rowley In Bed Together!!!
Me and @melissarowley In Bed together!! Oh yeah and @jeffrago was there too….. But we never touched!
CLICK HERE to watch it on Blip.tv
RT @jeffrago: #InBedWith @paulymshore photos up. Thanks @HennArtOnline http://bit.ly/aBRToT
i know it took a while but u can now find Adopted in your local wal-mart… sweet! www.paulyshoreadopted.com
gonna do some man on the street interviews at @comic_con this year… anything u wanna know? #sdcc
RT @bobandtom: Another guest to follow… @paulymshore. He was going to just be paulyshore but that was already taken.
Bout to do bob and tom..just did bubba..no I’m not gay..those r radio startions..adopted comes out on all wallmart shelf today!
what should I wear to @comic_con? hobbit feet? wonder woman costume? #sdcc
the new wonder woman costume kinda lame tho… #sdcc they better not mess with catwoman… all im sayin
Bye bye housten..! Here I come comic con!
im gonna be in comic con on thurs… maybe meet some hot alien ladies… get my capn kirk on…
u can get Adopted at ur local @walmart starting TMRW… www.paulyshoreadopted.com
Bout to go on last show in housten..thank you so much for the love..20 years later..peace..la tomarrow..peace
so long houston… u’ve been great!
Going sleep boyz/girlz..thank you housten..
excited.. getting ready for houston this weekend.. haven’t been there for years.. come out.. lets hang ill be at the improv. For details, go to:
http://www.schmap.it/594lxu
mattgriffo asked: Welcome to Tumblr Pauly! That wasn't a question though
Anonymous asked: Are you still working on a pilot for MTV?
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Here we go!
Nacadches! Then housten..for 4 nights @ the improv..come on down and touch the weaze..
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I'm selling stuff on my site now!
I have a merch store and everything! I just have t-shirts for now, but there’s more stuff coming soon!
What shirt are you gonna get?
Go get yours now!
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Come see me in Houston !
yo texas ! im gonna be at Houston improv… this thurs - sun.. ! lets party ! you coming?
Go here for details: http://schmap.it/594lxu
great to see my girls hilary duff & sophie monk at @thecomedystore on fri…lookin great ms duff! http://bit.ly/bpTqM2
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Will you recommend me
Just noticed i’ve moved down in the comedians directory.. i need help getting back up to the top so all the kidzz know im here !
Click Here to recommend my blog..
Well great show last nite @ pipeline..cafe..now I’m gonna be mia..for 6 days..shhhhh don’t tell anyone..have. A great 4th !